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    handful-of-dirt:

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    handful-of-dirt:

    What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

    Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

    What on earth are you talking about

    Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

    I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

    Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

    (via joshpeck)

    • 4 years ago
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  • dadd:

    Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

    Me: “ok”

    Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

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    • 4 years ago
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  • trevenant:

    trevenant:

    trevenant:

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    Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

    Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

    Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

    Tinder in 2018:

    image

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    • 4 years ago
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  • kingdomheartsddd:

    bartonbones:

    “makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

    It expires when its empty

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  • satiricalwords:

    “Find the great in everyday. Whether it be making somebody laugh or passing a test, there is always something to smile about. The more you appreciate and acknowledge the good that already surrounds you the more you welcome in, let there be light in every day. You only have so long on this earth, so you might as well be happy.”

    —

    might as well smile by Amy Kennedy

    19/04/17

    Like this? Check out my book!

    (via satiricalwords-deactivated20190)

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  • hayla86:

    ““I want you to leave marks on me. Marks from loving me too hard, from kissing me too hard, and holding me too hard. I want you to leave your handprint. I want your loving words to hit me hard. I want to feel your love on my skin.””

    —

    • 5 years ago
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  • meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone:

    plesht:

    not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

    It’s called Love .

    (via humorstaff)

    • 5 years ago
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  • theawesomeadventurer:
“what kind of turtle is this
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    theawesomeadventurer:

    what kind of turtle is this

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